Fed Reserve Or Fed Up?
But this is about a scam email I got from one of Obola's minions...Janet Yellen, head of the Federal Reserve.
Well...that's what it claims to be.
Of course it ain't...just another sleazebag scammer.
Probably one that voted for Pinocchio.
Here's how it starts:
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF NEW YORK
33 LIBERTY STREET NEW YORK, NY 10045. USA.
NOTIFICATION OF CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD NEW YORK.
OFFICIAL NOTICE: this is to notify you that Series of meetings have
been held over the past (1) Month now with the Secretary General of
the United Nations Organization United State of America, which ended
last week It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is
now in the amount of $11,000,000.00 USD (Eleven Million United States
Dollars) as a compensation award to you, due to past corrupt
Governmental Officials who almost held your fund to themselves for
their selfish reasons and some individuals who have taken advantage of
your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to
unnecessary delay in the receipt and so many losses from your end.
The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations
and Federal Bureau of Investigation FBI have successfully finalize to
boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you who have
been found not to have received their Compensation Awards.
Now, how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two
Method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?
ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you
will use to withdraw up to $5000.00 USD (Five Thousand Dollars) per
day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the
card have to be renewed in 3 years time which is 2016. Also with the
ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank
account. Even if you do not have a bank account, the ATM card comes
with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it.
Check: A cashier check will be issued in your name and you will
deposit it in your Bank for it to be cleared within three working
Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option
above and would be mailed to you via UPS, because we have signed a
contract with UPS which should expire on (17TH) of April. 2015, You
will only need to pay $350.00 Only instead of $550 USD (Five Hundred
and Fifty Dollars). So, if you pay before April. (17TH). 2015, you
save 300 USD (Three Hundred Dollars).
And you've got to love how I ended it with the Commie Core math the left has designed. Paying $350 instead of $550 is a $300 savings.
*DUMBED DOWN ALERT*
This one didn't cry out for an edit; it fairly shrieked for one, so forth I went, making sure to roll references to Mad Madness, Hilarity, the substandard DNC and other assorted angles into the mix:
33 LIBEL STREET NEW YAWHK, NY 10045. USA.
MORTIFICATION OF CRUDIT FROM BANK FEDUP RESERVE BOARD NEW YAWHK.
OFFICIAL NOTICE: this is to notify you that a series of meetings have
been held over the past how many ever years of human existence, and
The National Central Bureau of Bracket Pickism enhanced by the United Nations
and Fedup Bureau of Inbloviation have successfully finalize to
boost the exercise of clearing all brackets that had Kentucky winning the tournament,
Now, if you were in the running despite not having picked UAB over Iowa St.,
And in order to defray our costs associated with this hijacking of a Las
and Fifty Dollars) that Obola wanted you to pay. So, if you pay before April. (17TH). 2015, you
save 300 USD (Three Hundred Dollars).
Take note that you will have to stop communication with every other
person if you have been in contact with any. Nor may you continue
Note: Everything has been taken care of...Hillary is erasing your emails
Note that you have been advice to urgently proceed to the corner of
Contact's Name: Mr. David Wing Wang Wong Wong Wong
Address: 155 Anal Canal Street New Yawhk, NY 10003
AMOUNT TO SEND $350.00 DOLLARS ONLY in uninflated
Kindly get back to us as well with all the phone numbers of virgins
Your amended brackets with Mary & William as winner will be sent to
confirmation that none of this email is in the hands of Trey Gowdy.
Email Hillary immediately because it takes her time to get rid of incriminations.
Note That Because Of fraud and impostors in the DNC, We Hereby Issued
When replying back to us By Using It As Your Subject.
Thanks for getting bent over by the Democrap National Crimeity while we looking
forward to serving ourselves gooder at your expense. Marie Harf is working on
Director Fedup Reserve Blank New Yawhk,
Fedup Reserve Broad helps undermine strong communities
by creating messes like Deadtroit, Benghazi, Yemen, et al.
Much as I appreciate bad math and a worse email from the Fed, I reckon they didn't appreciate the response h'yar...