Seymour Finds One To Screw With

Seymour hates scammer emails with documents you can't screw with.

So when I showed him one I'd received in my non-scamming email account -- and that he could screw with it to his heart's content -- I had me a gleeful pet rock indeed.

And Seymour wasted no time in beginning the screwing widdit.

The following is what was received before my pet rock was unleashed in edit mode:

Supplementary wage in a short time! In our company you can get without any problem minimum 1000.00 USD per week. This occupation takes only 8 days a month of your time. This is a part time employment and you can combine it with your current employment! After completing each task your reward will be from 400.00 USD to 1600.00 USD. This is how everything will be done: You receive a bank transfer from our company in the amount of at least 2000.00 USD. After the transfer is credited by your bank, it is necessary to withdraw cash. Your profit is 20% of the transferred amount - up to 1600.00 USD, it is for you! You transfer to our representative 80% of the money left. Our accounting service will confirm a time suitable for you to get and process next transfer. We offer this job just for US residents! The principle of this work is approved through the kind offices of US lawyers and corresponds exactly to the letter of the law. Our company can make many bank transfers of different amount, everything depends on your desire! Please reply to this e-mail. We will get back to you right away and answer to any of your questions. Be quick! Vacancies are limited!    Now here's what Seymour dun with their email...   Seymour figured out how to interject into this scammer's email, and now he's screwing with their intended screwing of us...hooha!!! A Scam Suppository masquerading as a job offer! In our company you can get without any problem buttboinked for whatever we can buttboink you out of!!!  This sodomous process  takes only 1 time to work in our favor. This is a one time shot on our part and you need to be the stupidest person on Earth to buy into it for us to get paid! After completing one task you'll have nothing and we'll have what you wired us!!! This is how everything will be done: You give us your bank informations so we can empty your account. After we've transferred out of your account all we can, YOU HAS NOTHING LEFT!!! Your profit is 00% of the transferred amount - ours is 100% of the transferred amount! You throw a major fit and make all kind of email threats to sue us. Our accounting service will laugh our ass off at you. We offer this sodomous buttboinking just for US residents! The principle of this work is approved and recommended by fly-infested Nigerian internet cafes all over Nigeria!  Our company can make many bank transfers of different amount, everything depends on your gullibility!  Please reply to this e-mail. We will get back to you right away and answer to any of your questions.  Email FuhjyoxworthysMayme@outlook.com soonest! Be quick! Vacancies are limitless 'cuz they change so much!     Seymour is pleased with himself, while I will have to put up with any responses from the scammers...