It's Califorlornia, So ANYTHING RIDICULOUS Is Possible

Don't blame me.  I didn't vote for either one.

At any rate, I can conclude that my latest scammer is a low information democrat.  Probably from Califorlornia.

Oh yes, I can.  Even if I know the scammer probably really isn't from Califorlornia.  But since they chose to use Califorlornia in their scam, that's my conclusion and I'm sticking to it.

Here's the scammer's ploy:


Dear Colleagues,

You are cordially invited to participate in the forth-coming conference / California Human Welfare Foundation (CHWF) Against Economic Crisis, Prostitution, Human Trafficking and child abuse,is scheduled to take place from January 28th – 31th, 2014 at the Disneyland & Convention Center in Disney USA Los Angeles California. and from February 03rd-07th, 2014 at Saint-Louis Conference Center Saint-Louis in Senegal,West -Africa. The California Human Welfare Foundation Against Economic Crisis, Prostitution, Human Trafficking and child abuse, conference is being Organized and sponsored by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, The William J. Clinton Foundation and other benevolent donors worldwide.

Note that all interested delegates that requires entry visa to enter the United States to attend this meeting will be assisted by the organization, in obtaining  the visa in their passport. Free air round trip tickets to attend this meeting will be provided to all participants. The Workshop welcomes paper presentation from any interested participants willing to present papers during the meeting.

For registration information you are to contact the conference secretariat via Email: (chwf.org@chwforg.zyro.com)

Please share the information with your colleagues.

Sincerely,
Mrs Marie Lofton
E-mail:(marie1379@aol.com)
Member organizing committee
International Conference on California Human Welfare Foundation  


It didn't take me long to edit this one:


Dear low informationers,

You are cordially invited to participate in the fifth-drinking conference / Califorlornia Human Dependency Creation Foundation (CHDCF) To Increase Economic Crisis, Prostitution, Human Trafficking and Abortion (because we lefties lurves us chirruns so much we aborts 'em), is scheduled to take place from January 31th – 33th, 2014 at the Dizzyland & CONvention Center in Dizzy USA Los Angeles California. and from February 28-31th, 2014 at Saint-Fallopian Tubing Exhibition Center in Senegal,West Africa, where it is legal for us to eat attendees. The wagonload of crap we're calling a CONference is being Organized and sponsored by the Chief Ukulele Ungabunga Boo  Foundation, The Billary Can't Remember Sh** Foundation and other malignant foundations that we in West Africa make up on a daily basis, though we understand the DNC in DC likes and adopts a lot of what we make up.

Note that all interested delegates that requires entry visa to enter the United States to attend this meeting will be assisted in lightening their wallets by the organization, without any promise of anything substantive in return.  That's how we works.  Uh huh.  Free air round trip tickets to attend this meeting are believed in by people who believe the soeterodoesn'tcare hellthscare plan actually gives a sh** about healthcare; the rest of you will get fleeced.  So will the former, but because they're low informationers, we doubt that they'll notice.  The Workshop welcomes paper presentation from any interested participants willing to present papers during the meeting, because we are chronically short of toilet paper...at least amongst those few of us what know what it's for.  The rest use their hands, someone's nearby robes or tree bark.

For registration information you are to contact the conference secretariat via Email: (chwf.org@chwforg.zyro.com)

Please share the information with your colleagues, but you can't laugh at us, or we'll run sniveling to the DNC about you.

Sincerely,
Mrs Marie Lofton
E-mail:(marie1379@aol.com)
Member organizing committee
International CONference on Califorlornia Human Dependency Creation Foundation  


From the seventy-five or so scammers I shot this back to, one sent me 'blank' reply.  Which tells me the CONference is going over as well as soeterodoesn'tcare online sign ups in Oregon.