Sea Screws

Scammers must love something about Australian cruise lines for making their scam templates from.  It seems that just about all the cruise line job scams I get come from cruise lines out of Australia.

I reckon Barbie's pretty over having shrimp thrown on her down there, after dumping gender neutral Ken.

At any rate, here's yet another attempt by scammers to use an Australian cruise line as bait for their scam:

AZAMARA CLUB CRUISE LINE

PO Box 157 Walker Street,

Level 12,

North Sydney, NSW 2060

Australia

(You’ll love where we take you)

Fax: 612 8904 0888

http:// www.azamaracruises.com

Email: azamaracruiseoffice@mail2australia.com

 

Employment Notice

 

Azamara Club Cruise Australia Recruitment urgently needs the services of devoted and hardworking people who are ready to work in France after undergoing enlistment training in France.

Qualified applicant should contact us immediately for job placement.

The management intends to increase its manpower base due to new ships and increasing number of customers in our Cruise Linear.

The total recruitments will be 175 applicants.

 

THESE ARE THE AVAILABLE POSITIONS:

Accountant	Food and Beverage Staff	Computer Specialist
Musician	Administrative Assistant	Lecturer
Activities Director	Restaurant Staff	Reservation Staff
Disc Jockey	Gift Shop Staff	Cruise Staff
Activities Staff	Reservation Staff	Massage Therapist
Cleaner	Child Care Worker	Medical Staff (Doctor / Nurse)
Security	Waitress	Beautician / Aesthetician
Engineering	Hostess	Singer
Photographer	Guest Speaker	Housekeeping
Engine Room Staff	Dancer	Bartender
Bar Staff	Dance Instructor	Comedian
Production Manger	Public Relation Staff	Guest Service Officer

THERE ARE OTHER AVAILABLE POSITIONS WHICH ARE NOT LISTED.
 

THE MANAGEMENT WILL SECURE A VISA/WORKING PERMIT FOR ANY QUALIFIED PERSON. VISA FEE, ACCOMMODATION & FLIGHT TICKET WILL BE PAID BY THE COMPANY.

 

Join us on board for the career journey of your life; interested applicants should forward their CV/RESUME via email: azamaracruiseoffice@mail2australia.com   in the email subject line write the POSITION you are applying for and your NAME and COUNTRY OF ORIGIN/RESIDENT for fast processing of application.

 

Its Azamara Club Cruise Australia policy never discriminates against any employee or applicant for employment because of; “RACE, COLOR, RELIGION, SEX, NATIONAL ORIGIN, AGE, DISABILITY, MARITAL OR VETERAN STATUS’’

 

Regards,

Management

Azamara Club Cruise Australia  

 

 

And it's so convincing, too.

 

Let's see how my edit compares:

 

 

AZAMARA CLUB NIGHTMARE CRUISE LINE PO Box 157 Walker Street, Level 12, North Sydney, NSW 2060 Australia (You’ll love where we take you from by the time we're done) Fax: 612 8904 0888   Email: azamaracruiseoffice@mail2australia.com   Employment Notice   Azamara Club Nightmare Cruise Australia Recruitment urgently needs the services of people devoid of sense and reason who are ready to be used and abused enroute to and while in France after undergoing pre-employment rectal scans invasive beyond all belief. Qualified applicant should run screaming from this website. The management intends to increase its manpower base due to islamofascist attacks, Somali pirates, storms, mayhem and mishaps and other assorted sh*t on the high seas. The total recruitments will be 175 applicants.   THESE ARE THE AVAILABLE POSITIONS: Accountant (don't everyone has one?) Shark Food Chum Staff Computer Effects Specialist Musician Administrative Assistant Twat Waffle Pre-Sinking Activities Director Douche Nozzle Staff Reservation About Going Staff Disc Jockey Gift Shop Staff Douche Canoe Staff Pre-Sinking Activities Staff Staph 'n strep Massage Therapist Cleaner Fryer Medical Staff (Doctor / Nurse/whole fucking hospital) Security    Waitress Beautician / Aesthetician/Delusionician Engineering Hostess Twinkie or Ding Dong Singer Swinger Dinger Photographer for later court cases Guest shark bait Keeping Houses from falling on ship if sailing in Kansas Engine Room Staff Dancer, Prancer, Donut or Blintz Bartender Bar Stiffener Sinking Instructor Comedian to entertain whilst we sink Post Sinking Production Manager Pubic Relation Staff Guest Service Staff handing out life preservers and sea sick pills THERE ARE OTHER AVAILABLE POSITIONS WHICH ARE NOT LISTED AND WITH F**KING GOOD REASON.   THE MANAGEMENT WILL SECURE A 72 HOUR MENTAL HEALTH EVALUATION FOR ANY QUALIFIED PERSON. VISA FEE, ACCOMMODATION & FLIGHT TICKET WILL BE PAID BY THE COMPANY.   Join us on board for the clusterf**k of a journey of your life; after reading this if still interested, such as described idiot applicants should forward their CV/RESUME via email: azamaracruiseoffice@mail2australia.com   in the email subject line write the POSITION you are applying for and your NAME and COUNTRY OF ORIGIN/RESIDENT for immediate laughter on the part of our operators who are sitting by to receive this sh*t.   Its Azamara Club Nightmare Cruise Australia policy discriminates against any employee or applicant for employment because of having read and really -- and we do mean REALLY -- having understood how full of sh*t this document is.  We don't discriminate against dumbasses; we'll scam all of those we can get.     Regards, Management Azamara Club Nightmare Cruise Australia

I didn't get any replies from the cruisers.  Nor, so far, from the hundred or so scammers I forwarded this email to. Perhaps they weren't all that interested in a sea screw.