Register THIS

In a campaign season of continuing "WTF!?"s, the campaign for the worst potus in American history has just upped the ante for the most abjectly STUPID idea, ever.

Getting married soon?  Having an anniversary?  A birthday?  Some celebration of some milestone?  Is it for you?  Your spouse?  Your family?  Your kin?  Your dead dawg Rolf who had ACORN help voting in '06, even though Rolf passed in '03?

Well, the nobama campaign has come up with a way that you can have that 'gift' go to something more important than you, your spouse, kids, kin, et al:

Obama asks supporters who are getting married to ask for a donation to his campaign instead of a wedding gift. You can even register your wedding on his campaign website.

"Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?

"Let your friends know how important this election is to you — register with Obama 2012, and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. It’s a great way to support the President on your big day. Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate — and goes a lot further than a gravy bowl."Read more: http://times247.com/articles/obama-asks-people-getting-married-to-forgo-gifts-donate-to-him-instead?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter#ixzz1ydVMpu9D

Yes, the nobama crapaign has really done this.  Really really.

It's astonishing how low *O.B.A.M.A.* (aka, One Big Abject Mistake America) is willing to stoop.

So my pet rock, Seymour, suggested to me that instead of spending the money to send him -- Seymour -- to visit another out of state admirer, I should send that money to the nobama crapaign.

"Did NOT!!!!!"

Instead, I and my pet rock had a little *fun* with the campaign ploy: 

potus "It all 'bout me, foos!" Registree

We gots ta ax ya somethin'.  Yeah, you.

Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up? 

So the f*** what?  Who are YOU?  Oh sure...to some small-minded people out there, you might have some kind of symbolism.  You may have been misled by Dubya, Fox News or that hateful talk radio crowd that you're a taxpaying, registered-to-vote, working, law-abiding, God fearing, productive member of society, and a parent, son/daughter, et al....phffffffffft!  GET THIS, FOO:  you ain't the potus!!  You don't rate bein' a prostitute for his Secret Service!

So this year, tell all your family, friends, business and pleasure associates to screw giving gifts of any kind to you on your special day.  After all, you don't want to be known as a greedy, mean-spirited Islamophobe, illegals-hating RACIST, do you?

Tell 'em all that instead of gifts to your pathetic, useless, insignificant self, that all you have -- right down to your last pair of argyle socks -- goes to the potus!!!  For it is HE, and only HE, that matters!!!

You may as well tell your kids, no gifts this year.  The spouse?  Phffft.  Parents, friends, family, even the stupid little kid that delivers your paper and should have been aborted...IT ALL GOES TO potus. 

And forget the Tooth Fairy:  we've already had the IRS attach every last quarter that rat bastard ever had.

Let your friends know how abjectly pathetic and moronic you've become — register with the narcissistic marxist potus' beneath outhouse contempt campaign registry, and tell your spouse, your kids, family, friends, pets how unimportant and undeserving they are!

C'mawn....give it up to the marxist moron in the White House, so he can keep wiping his feet on the Constitution!  It’s a great way to show how little you realize you are, when compared to the ABJECTLY WORST potus in American history!

Oops...that wasn't supposed to post like that ...*edit*...*edit*.... dammit ...*edit* .. DAMMIT ...*EDIT EDIT EDIT* .... DAMN THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY!!!

So send us all of your toasters, bath towels and gravy bowls.  NO, DAMMIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO POST HERE!!!  HELP ME, JAY CARNEY, HELP ME HELP ME....*oh wait...that douche nozzle can't even help himself*....DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!  GET THE CONSERVATIVES OUT OF MY "ALL ABOUT ME" REGISTRY!!!

Setting up and sharing your registry page is easy -- *nOBAMA SUX*-- DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pithy Little Marxist Dweebs of George Soros approved this nonsense for the past 3 plus years .... GAWDDAMMIT, WHY WON'T IT LET ME LIE!!!!!

Yawp...Seymour's ROFLwhat-passes-for-hisAO.