Seymour Helps Potus 'Splain Wisconsin
My pet rock needs a life.
At any rate...Seymour saw an interview that potus granted to a Wisconsin radio station, to explain why he -- potus -- hadn't lent more support to the recent fiasco (for unions) of a recall election of Governor Scott Walker (R).
In essence: "potus was too busy" to help.
I can see the validity in that. Really. So much so, that I took that into account with this 'edited version' of Interview With A Fundraiser:
Nobama: Too busy fundraising and golfing to help Wisconsin Democrat erections
By Olivier De Havilland-Will-Travel
The Pick It
Potus Barry H. Soetero Nobama bloviated in a radio interview why he didn't do more to help Wisconsin Democrats in their battle to recall what it’s like to have erections: He was too busy.
"The truth of the matter – which would be a change for me to tell – is that, as potus, I've got a lot of responsibilities for visiting golf courses, Hollywood fundraisers, TV talk shows, and whipping up divisive racial nonsense at occupy something-er-other sites," the potus carefully read from his omnipresent teleprompter.
He said he was "supportive" of Democrats having more erections, and felt that his support of Sandra Fluke was not jeopardizing that outcome, despite polling numbers that indicated 9.99 in 10 dead voters in Wisconsin cemeteries couldn’t "get it up" for the state Dems.
"Obviously, I would have loved a different question from you," Obama told his hand.
And potus said he would be working to ensure more Viagra to state Dem organizations throughout "our tightly focused 57 states", so as to have a different result in November.
"We're going to be spinning sh** very hard in each and every state of the 57, just like we have in the past," said potus.
Asked whether the recall of erections by state Democrats would have a ripple effect beyond Wisconsin's border, potus replied: "I sure hope so. Democrat erections make it easier for us to screw the public at large, don’t you think?"
"Keep in mind, it is a bit unusual when a party’s sexual dysfunction gets this much attention in the middle of a presidential election," potus whined. "It’s supposed to be all about me".
When this response caused this columnist to inquire if the potus had a sexual dysfunction, he quickly threw water on his teleprompter, and began to bloviate extemporaneously.
"My suspicion is all across this country, George Bush is continuing to make my job harder by not complaining about how I blame all my inadequacies on him, so my lapdogs in the media can divert attention from my inadequacies to Dubya. But one of the lessons learned is that next time, I won’t let Ayers put anything in my books about eating dogs. That asshole really screwed me with that one," the potus said.
Soetero has repeatedly called for a "platter of dachsund" that combines legs and thighs. Being drug into a state-wide argument about Democrats and their erections "diverts attention from what really matters to the American people: when I get my Oscar for my poortrayal of potus the past 3 and a half years", potus noted.
The White House played down the ramifications of Nobama getting an Oscar to go with his Nobel, Tony, Grammy, Pull-My-Finger and other unearned awards that George Soros has been buying for him. And the White House also shrugged off the claim that posted pictures of DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz in state party offices directly led to a severe depletion among Democrat males’ erections last week.
The White House is also trying to deny that Nobama did little to help Wisconsin Democrats when he had his campaign staff send out pictures of Helen Thomas wearing a Sandra Fluke mask while adorned in a thong, which he was sure would buck up the troops. Instead, the potus campaign staff did spend hours immediately afterward at a local trauma center, having eye and brain scrubs.
"My campaign is as fine as the private sector", Soetero initially said in a press briefing, which he later had to retract after all of his campaign staff was spotted at the local trauma center, suffering from PTPD (Post Traumatic Poster Disorder).
"Che Guevera would have been a better choice", potus muttered more audibly than he intended as he stalked from the interview.
Seymour was so impressed, he got another 'thumbs up' hernia.