An Issue of 'Fairness'

My pet rock, Seymour, will never be a William F. Buckley.

But he's getting pretty good and having fun with edits.

I may unleash him on the scammers again.

In the meantime, Seymour brought to my attention an article that had potus' re-election campaign complaining about 'heckling' from supporters of his likely opponent in November.

A party that has taken heckling to the point of shutting down cities, businesses, and trashing whatever they can get their hands on, is now upset by some sign wavers and chanters that AREN'T on their side?

Wow.

I see why Seymour decided to have a little fun here:

Conservatives is ‘endorsing our own tactics against us,’ nobama camp snivels

Potus Barry Soetero nobama has the "bully pulpit" of the White House, and also makes use of a lot of ‘bully’ from golf courses and fundraisers, but apparently when the shoe gets put on the other foot, it fits funny and causes a lot of stumbling and bumbling on the campaign trail.

Worse from the view point of the nobama campaign staff – especially when their cocaine runs low – is that some supporters of nobama’s opponent are showing up with signs and chants, just like nobama supporters have been doing to conservatives for years.

And that "just isn’t fair".

"We have sent a strong message to our supporters that this campaign is a choice between our vision of marxism and expanding the dependency class to outlandish levels, versus the ridiculous ideas of our opponents that involve such rank heresy as self accountability, self responsibility, common sense, hard work to achieve goals, and the idea that this nation is – gag me with a front end loader – a constitutional representative republic, and not an anarchist-leaning democracy that is leaning strongly toward enormous, all-powerful government," nobama campaign spokesman Bent RaVolt snivelled Tuesday.

RaVolt pointed to news reports quoting their opponent pointing out Saul Alinsky’s Rules For Radicals have been used widely by the Left for years, and RaVolt complained that "those rules are for us leftist radicals, and NOT for Tea Party or conservative people. It’s not fair for them to turn our words and actions against us".

LaBolt went on "for example, it’s not fair for media to compare the cesspool conditions that exist at Occupy sites, and the need of establishing "rape free zones", with the condition of Tea Party rally sites, that "look as clean as before they arrived". How can they call themselves protesters when they leave a site in the same condition as how they found it, and respect the women in their midst? Ridiculous".

A resounding "awwwwwww" erupted from the lamestream media.

"Campaigns are a reflection of their candidate, and we need you to forget that on our part", RaVolt whined. "With all that's at stake in this election, we need Americans to ignore our actions the past three years, and glom onto conservatives using our tactics against us, which is a clear foul and totally unfair," RaVolt muttered tearfully, trying to win some media points with crocodile tears.

Dumbass Axholeputz, a key adviser to the marxist potus, whined in a tweet after backers of nobama’s opponent disrupted a nobama campaign event in Boston by acting like nobama supporting thugs frequently do against their opponents. "A double standard is clearly called for here, and our opposition is not allowed to use the disruptive tactics that we own", Axholeputz tweeted.

Worse, those waskiwy Tea Partiers had a bus circle a nobama event last week before the potus arrived from a golf course, repeatedly honking its horn, drowning out Occupy drum circles.

"It’s insidious", RaVolt noted, after looking up the word to make sure he wouldn’t be taken out of context. "We have sent a strong message to our supporters that this campaign should be an open declaration of war on decency, morality, the rule of law and common sense, one where we drown out the other side by heckling and crashing events," RaVolt harrumphed in an emailed statement approved by nobama’s teleprompter.

"We will win this campaign on our tried and despicable methods: voting irregularities and accusing the other side of planning to do what we’re in fact doing.  We will continue to successfully blame George Bush for everything that deflects blame from our boss, because so much of the lowest forms of media here are dependent upon us to stay relevant.  We can therefore continue lying, cheating, and misreporting everything we possibly can. We know how best to enslave the middle class, while falsely claiming we’re here for the middle class," the spokesman bloviated.

RaVolt's comments followed an opposition interview with "Kiljoy & Babes" on Fox in which the opponent standard-bearer declined to urge his supporters and staff to play nice with the leftist thugs.

The campaign heckling — and the snivelling about it from one side — came as millions of Americans struggled to understand how taxpayer-funded lavish vacations, golf outings, fund raisers, and bypassing Congress to allow 800,000 illegals to vote and get jobs, does one friggin’ thing to help the middle class at all.

Meantime, nobama was in Mexico at an international summit focused on getting the Mexican government to increase illegal immigration, because potus "needs every vote he can manufacture".

On Friday, a reporter with more stones than most lamestreamers seem to have, challenged the potus on his unconstitutional major policy shift on immigration to pad Democrat voter rolls as much as possible.

"No burritos for him!" went the cry from the spokesperson for Illegal Immigrants For Marxism.

At this rate, Seymour will NOT get an invite to The View.  Which is okay; Joy Behar makes him want to throw up.  Not an easy thing for a pet rock to do.