Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Shortest* Blog Post Evah ;-)


Merry Christmas, y'all!













* DISCLAIMER: this post asserts that no reindeer, elves, puppets, CGI animations, et al were harmed during the posting of this entry. This post further asserts that the amount of CO2 created and emitted by this post represents .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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000000000000000000001 % of that created by AlGore in 5 minutes of operation of his AGW fraud-funded home in Tennessee. The above-used salutation, while at one time widely accepted and recognized across significant parts of the globe, is recognized as having fallen into disfavor within certain politically correct environs hereabouts and elsewhere, and is recognized as deemed offensive by some differing religions and other secular/non-secular beliefs. The blog author wishes to convey to those who find offense at the use of the particular salutation aforementioned, a hearty "phffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft" and a "deal widdit". If you are one that, for example, "hurls at the sight of public nativity scenes" (as Michelle in Boulder, a former visitor to the website whined in '01), sickness bags are readily available at most pharmacies and drug stores. Get off your lazy, offended backside, and go get one. To the rest of you, Merry Christmas to you and yours, and a very Happy New Year. Dealer prep and options extra. Other specials and discounts are non sequitur with this offer, unless you have a coupon from Bonco, UnInc., which has been validated by my pet rock, Seymour. Void where prohibited by Seymour, if not validated by the one and only pet rock, Seymour.

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17 Comments:

Blogger Eva Gallant said...

Merry Christmas to you too! and a Happy Festivus!

23 December, 2009 06:34  
Blogger Andy said...

Merry Christmas Skunks!

Don't cook this year.

23 December, 2009 06:42  
Blogger Ornery's Wife said...

Merry Christmas to you, too! And Happy Hilarious New Year--looking forward to your posts in 2010. I love politically incorrect...
tm

23 December, 2009 06:57  
Blogger Sandee said...

May you and yours have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and a happy New Year. I've never been politically correct. Big hug. :)

23 December, 2009 09:06  
Blogger /t. said...

merry christmas
&
all best in the new year

/t.

23 December, 2009 09:41  
Blogger Sniffles and Smiles said...

You, my friend, are PRICELESS!!! A real gift!!! Thank you for making my Christmas that much brighter...and in fact, cheering all my days!!! (Love the disclaimers...LOL) Have a very Merry Christmas...and in the spirit of the season, I'll even send a Merry Christmas to Seymour!!! ;-) Hugs, Janine

23 December, 2009 13:49  
Blogger Jack K. said...

Merry Christmas, skunkman and Seymour.

23 December, 2009 14:14  
Blogger Serena said...

I LOVE that cartoon. Merry Christmas, Sir Skunk! And I hope Santa's good to Seymour. Just keep him away from the ho-ho-hos and out of trouble.:)

23 December, 2009 18:32  
Blogger A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

Ha!

You might enjoy this prescient sports writer, who wrote about Eldrick, I mean, Tiger, in 1997:
http://www.esquire.com/features/the-game/tiger-woods-life-story-1997

Either way, merry Christmas, Skunk!

24 December, 2009 00:13  
Blogger slommler said...

And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!! God bless us, everyone!
Hugs
SueAnn

24 December, 2009 05:25  
Anonymous Leeuna said...

Merry Christmas to you and petrock Seymour. Hope you have a wonderful holiday.

24 December, 2009 10:45  
Blogger colbymarshall said...

heeeheee. Oh, Tiger...what we gonna do with you?

Happy Christmas!

24 December, 2009 12:14  
Blogger Seane-Anna said...

Skunky, if I was the left kind of Black person I'd find the cartoon with this post incredibly racist. But, since I am the RIGHT kind of Black person I find it HILARIOUS!!!! Merry Christmas, my friend, and a blessed New Year!

24 December, 2009 17:54  
Blogger Frank Baron said...

Merry Christmas Skunky! And all the best to you and yours in 2010.

24 December, 2009 21:46  
OpenID wiseconservatism.com said...

Merry Christmas Skunky and the "infidel" here wishes you a very prosperous and happy New Year. God Bless you.

25 December, 2009 06:42  
Blogger The Things We Carried said...

Merry Christmas! Darn that Tiger Woods!

29 December, 2009 21:27  
Blogger Sniffles and Smiles said...

Mike,

Just stopping by to wish you a Happy New Year!!!! Looking forward to facing off 2010 with you and, dare I say it, Seymour? Sending Warm New Years Hugs, Janine

31 December, 2009 09:57  

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