Probably all because of the omgicron variant of the Chinese coronavirus that #fjb can't keep his bowels in check.
The media refuses to report the sh*t he spews from his mouth daily has been regular for him for decades.
And I digress.
Some Spanish scammer came up with nothing new in the internet scams department, but it amused my 'editing gone wild' pet rocks, Seymour and Element enough to take a shot at having a little 2022 fun.
Here's how the scammer began:
Good Morning,
My names are Mr. Antonio Perez Domingo, from Madrid Spain. I have previously sent you an email regarding a transaction of US$13.5 Million left behind by my late client before his tragic death. However, I am contacting you once again because after going through your profile, I strongly believe that you will be in a better position to execute this business transaction with me.
Please if you are interested to proceed with me, kindly respond to me via my private email antonio@adpagbogados.com for more detail. I suggest after the transaction, we donate 10% of the money to charity organizations while the remaining 90% is shared equally between us thus 45% each;
This transaction is 100% risk free and I look forward to your response.
Yours sincerely
Antonio Perez Domingo,,
Lawyer
E-mAIL: antonio@adpagbogados.com
Web: www.adpagbogados.com
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The pet rocks weren't buying the spew, but they were certainly in a mood to edit it to something more akin to what it was:From: Antonio Perez Domingo Garcia Ramos Fuqua Douche
Sent: Thursday, December 16, 2021 2:21 PM
Subject: Getting Da Business Understandingk
My names are Mr. Antonio Perez Domingo Garcia Ramos Fuqua Douche, from Madrid, where the rain in Spain falls mainly on da plane, da plane. I have previously sent you an email regarding a transexual athlete competing as a non-binary gender-fluid manatee in the Chink Olympics in 2022, wherein he/she/it will disguise a roomba as a curling puck and win the curling competition going away.
This should be good in turn for contracts with Pfizer for US$13.5 gazillion for treating the #fjb variant of the covid chink bat penis virus that first originated between Tony Fauxci's ears before the tragic death of his test subjects Frick 'n Frack.
However, I am contacting you once again because after going through the fauxbi's staged J6 pedophiles, I strongly believe that maligNANCY is too drunk to be able to articulate this to the teleprompter that #fjb is trying to read on the nightly gnus. This puts any business with me in a better position to execute any and all dissidents Kim Jung Un believes stole his nacho cheese suppry.
Please if you are averse to bitcoin machinations, you really need to get interested to proceed with me. At that, kindly respond to me via my primate's email antonio@adpagbogados.com for more detail. I suggest after the transaction, we donate 10% of whatever's left of aoc's brain to the same science that spends money trying to figure out why penguins fall over backward when a plane flies over them, and why they're so totally immune to the sound of bagpipes during an Antarctican blizzard.
There isn't and never was any money to charity organizations to result from this, but I will use these percentages -- 90% is shared equally between us thus 45% each -- as the basis of all future scam variants that follow the #fjb variant currently the rage at the centers for demo crap, nincompoops in hospitals (nih), the fdc and dnc.
This transaction is 100% risk especially if you follow where Joe Bidumb goes and fouls himself on a regular basis.
Yours sincerely
Antonio Perez Domingo Garcia Ramos Fuqua Douche
Liar and mule stable sh*t shoveler
E-mAIL: antonio@adpagbogados.com
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Of no surprise to me, the originating scammer had nothing further to offer here. Not even a #fjb that's sweeping the internet.
Labels: Antonio Perez Domingo scam, COVID scams, Seymour and Element editing gone wild pet rocks, Spanish scam
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1 Comments:
As always the graphics are the best.
Have a fabulous day and weekend, Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. ♥
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