Skunkfeathers: Deer Me

Even Bloom County's Opus wasn't ready for this.

Yet more variants are lurking out there for the COVID 19 fraud that's been ongoing since 2020. I think they're calling it 'Deltacron'. They should be calling it #FJB.

And now they claim that COVID is jumping from humans to deer.

Talk about passing the buck...*see Opus react to that 'un*

When my 'editing gone wild' pet rocks Seymour and Element saw this latest 'story', they didn't even need a second nudge to don their 'editing' hats to take on more Bidumb fraud from the Fauxci (Pedo)philes:

Scientists Now Claim COVID Being Spread To Everything And Anything That Pfizer Wants to Vaccinate

By Seymour and Element PetRock/WTFNS

The spreading of COVID-19 by the cdc, dnc and others with financial dogs in the fight have decided not to be limited to mere humans in terms of its transmissibility. COVID-19 has now been passed from humans to any animals that scientists can test with a contaminated nasal swab, according to recent 'cooked book' studies.

And it goes beyond even animals at this point.

These latest findings could make exiting the current pandemic a much more lucrative journey for the crapheads at Pfizer, et al.

Recent tests on anything with a nasal passage that can be tranquilized and swabbed in the past few months outlined how scientists in Ohio found at least six occurrences of humans spreading the coronavirus to assorted local populations of animals, by swabbing the nostrils of the animals.

Six researchers died of COVID after the bear they thought they'd tranquilized to swab, wasn't.

The outbreak appears to be widespread according to the evidence in that state as well as in Iowa, where tissue from ears of corn – nasal-free but where there's money to be made on a fraud there's a way – were tested.

The nation's populations of animals and vegetables numbers in the trillions, and the virus could have a huge impact on everything from aardvarks to zucchini if it continues to spread freely. Part of the risk comes from the possibility of the virus mutating in kumquats to create a new variant, as well as the chance that variants that have seemingly dissipated in beets to recirculate again later.

“The sheer possibility that these things are alleged to be happening and it’s unknown what the cdc, dnc and cnn will make up out of it is very unsettling,” Sucrets Suckonthis, a proctologist at Transylvania State Eunuchversity told eager pro-Fauxci triple-mask wearers, “We could be caught by surprise with a completely illegible press conference from #fjb or his ditz press suckretary, Psuki.”

So far there have been no instances discovered of COVID passing from outhouses to ducks, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

The virus was passed from bioweapons research in Wuhan to Chinese in 2019, then onto the rest of us through cnn in 2020, and then onto anything and everything imaginable, as Big Pharma seeks to ensure obscene profits from toxic vaccines in perpetuity, meaning one can count on a never-ending parade of variants looming in the future.

“Whenever the pharmaceuticals seek a jump in profits, that will lead to outlandish claims of adaptation,” Suckonthis said, meaning it’s more important than ever to turn off cnn to help bring this leftist-created clusterf**k under control.

“If we let these fake news stories continue to circulate among humans, we are not only endangering the vulnerable sector of our population, but we could also be putting our animals, trees, birds and bees – other than those at the Babylon – and every last fire hydrant, parking meter...just any and every f**king thing in our environment at danger,” Suckonthis said.

An attempt to contact a spokesperson from Pfizer that had survived the shots plus boosters didn't render up a reply, though we believe they're researching our story for possible missed opportunities.