Yep, Western Union DOES Transfer That, Too

Despite the picture in the previous post, I think that the smiling moose here gets the last laugh.

Sticking with the theme of the last email scambait reply -- perhaps pun intended -- I got another one that was oriented to the UN, Western Union, and scammers. And again, I was warned not to communicate further with scammers.

But this one came from Spain. Or so it was writ.

As a kid, I learned that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. What I learned later was that the email scams from Spain can originate anywhere, thanks to the Internet.

AlGore's faux legacy, along with his globull warming scam.

At any rate, here's another email scam warning me to avoid email scammers. Written by email scammers. I was so impressed, I 'stuck' to the theme of the previous email, and expanded upon it:

From: Formación Universitaria formaci@mitra.udea.edu.co

To:

Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 1:53 PM

Subject: YOU ARE TO STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION

FROM OFFICE OF EUROPE SPERM BANKWESTERN UNION SPERM TRANSFER DIVISION ADDRESS: VIA EUROPE 18 RAVENNA 47100 SPAIN

Tel: +34 634 025 914 Fax: +34 935-457-090

Email: To claims_mtcnunit@xyan.us

Attention: Beneficiary.

Following the high rate of fraud star, scam and sperm laundry activities case perpetrated via South Africa, Nigeria, Ghana, Togo , Europe and other African countries, we write to inform you about the meeting held today by the EU Sperm laundry commission , organized crime/fraud division.

You are warned to stop further communication or dealing you have with anybody regarding the collection of your sperm, due to the fraudulent activities going on worldwide for your own good, because your sperm is right here in our custodians care.
How he got your sperm is not to be of concern now; suffice it to say that he got it, and the rather perverted, albeit well-intentioned twit, is now protecting it from unsavory uses in countries where scam is rampant. Or at least, so he says.
Secondly, we have discovered that some of these deposited sperms including yours & other (5.000) innocent scam victims, have faced untold extortion of prodigy, by online perverts who claim to have used your sperm interspecies-ally. There is a gazelle with your eyes in Burundi, I am told. This is the kind of thing we are here to stop. Unless the gazelle is cute, but that's for later.
European Union sperm laundry commission committee has instructed us to be checking your deposit via western union sperm. Please make note of information below, for it will be needed by you further on in this email.

Sperm Transfer Control Number (S.T.C.N): 8453767657

Senders First Name: ION

Senders Last Name: GURGU

This is still on-hold due to the fact that we need to hear from you to verify and
authenticate your information before we can authorize any withdrawals from your sperm deposits. We also need a list of authorized persons to withdraw from your account, so that we, and you, can be assured that your sperm will not be used to impregnate yaks in Siberia. The human/yeti crossbreeding question in Tibet still hasn't been settled, either. You may be asked for a blood test to check paternity.
You are require to send copy of your international passport, contact Phone Number and your full contact Address for our record. Also provide us with list of authorized persons to access and withdraw from your sperm account.
You don't want to be surprised by an Emu, showing up on your door step with your characteristics, and legal documentation, one day.

Sincerely Regards.

Mr. Rapheal Williams

Western Union Sperm Control Officer

claims_mtcnunit@xyan.us

Europe Sperm Bank Spain.

I never got a response from anyone connected to this email, or from anyone receiving it. I guess that none of them ever pondered, as I did, if they have a debit card for automated deposits and withdrawals?

On immediate reflection....never mind ;-)