Yep, Western Union DOES Transfer That, Too
From: Formación Universitaria firstname.lastname@example.org
FROM OFFICE OF EUROPE SPERM BANKWESTERN UNION SPERM TRANSFER DIVISION ADDRESS: VIA EUROPE 18 RAVENNA 47100 SPAIN
How he got your sperm is not to be of concern now; suffice it to say that he got it, and the rather perverted, albeit well-intentioned twit, is now protecting it from unsavory uses in countries where scam is rampant. Or at least, so he says.
Secondly, we have discovered that some of these deposited sperms including yours & other (5.000) innocent scam victims, have faced untold extortion of prodigy, by online perverts who claim to have used your sperm interspecies-ally. There is a gazelle with your eyes in Burundi, I am told. This is the kind of thing we are here to stop. Unless the gazelle is cute, but that's for later.
European Union sperm laundry commission committee has instructed us to be checking your deposit via western union sperm. Please make note of information below, for it will be needed by you further on in this email.
Sperm Transfer Control Number (S.T.C.N): 8453767657
authenticate your information before we can authorize any withdrawals from your sperm deposits. We also need a list of authorized persons to withdraw from your account, so that we, and you, can be assured that your sperm will not be used to impregnate yaks in Siberia. The human/yeti crossbreeding question in Tibet still hasn't been settled, either. You may be asked for a blood test to check paternity.
You are require to send copy of your international passport, contact Phone Number and your full contact Address for our record. Also provide us with list of authorized persons to access and withdraw from your sperm account.
You don't want to be surprised by an Emu, showing up on your door step with your characteristics, and legal documentation, one day.