Seymour's Class Doesn't Act
How do you like that? My pet rock -- Seymour -- is a member of a class action lawsuit, and HE doesn't care.
Apparently, someone sued Facebook (aka, Facebroke, Faceplant, Failbook, et al) for Facebook using members' pages to advertise products or services, without the approval of the members.
I wonder what Failbook had Seymour endorse? Taken-For-Granite Carbon Dating for Pet Rocks?
"Phfffffffffffffft!!"
Yeah, what Seymour said.
I kid you not, folks: Seymour received a 'legal notice' email that he was potentially a member of a class action lawsuit with a potential settlement now in the works. And pending the settlement moving forward, Seymour would be eligible to receive -- are you ready for this -- up to $10.
OR...it would be donated to some not-for-profit in Seymour's name.
"Phfffffffffft!!!"
Again, what Seymour said.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking...that I'm making all this up. Well, here's the email in its entirety...and yes, completely unedited (that will come later):
From: legalnotice <legalnotice@facebookmail.com>
To: Seymour PetRock <trex_feathers@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 3, 2013 9:57 PM
Subject: Re: LEGAL NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF CLASS ACTION
Apparently, someone sued Facebook (aka, Facebroke, Faceplant, Failbook, et al) for Facebook using members' pages to advertise products or services, without the approval of the members.
I wonder what Failbook had Seymour endorse? Taken-For-Granite Carbon Dating for Pet Rocks?
"Phfffffffffffffft!!"
Yeah, what Seymour said.
I kid you not, folks: Seymour received a 'legal notice' email that he was potentially a member of a class action lawsuit with a potential settlement now in the works. And pending the settlement moving forward, Seymour would be eligible to receive -- are you ready for this -- up to $10.
OR...it would be donated to some not-for-profit in Seymour's name.
"Phfffffffffft!!!"
Again, what Seymour said.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking...that I'm making all this up. Well, here's the email in its entirety...and yes, completely unedited (that will come later):
From: legalnotice <legalnotice@facebookmail.com>
To: Seymour PetRock <trex_feathers@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 3, 2013 9:57 PM
Subject: Re: LEGAL NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF CLASS ACTION
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Labels: editing for fun and annoyance, Failbook gets sued, Seymour the petrock as a class action plaintiff
2 Comments:
We'll I'll be seeing him Monday afternoon and I can ask him. You're going to have trouble talking to him for a while. Maybe we should set up SKYPE for you two to talk. Bwahahahahahahaha. Okay, you can ask questions and I'll relay them to Seymour. Perhaps he'll respond with more than "Phfffffffffft!!!"
Have a terrific day. :)
I want part of that $20 million.
Seriously, I don't get FaceBook. I have an account and TypePad automatically posts a link to my articles at Right Truth, but that is the extent of my interest.
I see too many people who are truly hooked on FaceBook. The first thing they do when they wake up is check FaceBook, check in with all their "friends", post some useless drivel. The last thing they do before going to bed is not spend time with family, but spend time with FaceBook.
It is addicting. I've never had an addictive personality, so I cannot relate.
How will Seymour spend the money he gets???
Debbie
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