Tea Time
There has always been a simmering disagreement across the "pond" regarding the Boston Tea Party of 1773, the eventual "defeat" of the British at Yorktown, and how it led to the colonists "winning their independence" from the Crown.
Now with 'Occupy Wall Street', the undefeated "Royalists" of the group "Yorktown Our Arse", are coming to reclaim that of the 13 colonies that they contend was never formally given up by the UK.
Leader of the group -- Brigadier Sir Willingham Torrence Falstaff Banger VIII -- contends that "the bloomin' Declaration of Independence was bloody misinterpreted", and that "the Crown reasserts it's sovereign control over the Colonies, so's we can collect overdue tariffs and taxes, retro-bloomin' active from 1776 to bloody date".
Brigadier Sir W.T.F. Banger VIII insists that "it's needed to pay off the bloomin' debts for the last royal wedding", among other costs.
"See here, Yank", the Brigadier told this blogger's pet rock, Seymour, in an exclusive interview, "besides owing us for your bloomin' Boston Tea Party, which was a whacking great sacrilegious waste of bloody good tea, you owe us for 235 years of the bloody misconception that you argued then, and haven't bloomin' proved whatsoever since".
Seymour: And what was this, uh, "bloody misconception" that you claim the 'colonies' hasn't proved since 1776?
Brigadier WTF Banger VIII: The bloody notion that "taxation without representation is tyranny". Great bloomin' crikey! Look what taxation WITH representation has bloody brought you to!
Seymour: uhhhhh.....*rock hit over the head look*
Brigadier W.T.F Banger VIII expects his troops -- clad in the uniforms of the day to reinforce the notion that they didn't lose the 'Revolution' after all -- to have no problems re-asserting control in New York City or Boston; "we'll just mix with those bloomin' wankers in the OWS cock up, and since we have guns that they don't bloody believe in having...it'll be a bleedin' snap!, by crikey!".
Developing*....
* in the mind of a very warped pet rock...I think..."am NOT!!!"
Labels: Brigadier W.T.F Banger VIII, OWS, Seymour the journalistic pet rock, taxation with and without representation, Thirteen Colonies reverting to the UK
posted by Skunkfeathers at 00:30
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8 Comments:
Sounds reasonable to me..
And he is right about that one thing....a lot of good tea was wasted!! Ha!
Hugs
SueAnn
Don't confuse poor Seymour!
Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up. I love Seymour though.
Have a terrific day. :)
Seymour is a visionary, isn't he?:)
VERY informative. I'll be making some juice in the near future. Passing this onto my friends. Thanks.
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