Monday, September 21, 2020

How'd The 2020 Prognosticators Do?

AS one can tell, this 2020 prognostication came out in May of the pandumbic.

The moidah hoynets wuz a flop.

June was an equal disappointment, as my pet rocks had garlic butter all ready to go...and no crab people.  Crabby ones, but not the edible kind.

July....another phffffft as Planet of the Apes took a pass on us and went to Uranus instead.

August failed to have Godzilla emerge from the ocean...he took one look at the streets of San Crapcisco and said "oh nuh-UH!"....not until they clean that cesspool up.

September is making a run at accuracy; once they shoot up all the antifa nippleheads with the vaccine, we'll see...they're not far from zombified without it.

October must be referencing another movie I never see'd.  A horse is a horse, of course of course, unless it's a carnivorous pony...meh.



November and a second wave of crab people predicted.  If Trump wins, the crab people will all be over at cnn, dnc, in Portland and Sheboygan.  Turkeys will welcome that.  Or not.

Now for December, I have no idea what a Cthulhu is, was, or whether Joe Bidumb has sniffed it.  That'd probably be enough to send Cthulhu to join the apes on Uranus.



January 2021:  aliens already have invaded planet earth.  You can find them sleazing around at cnn, the dnc and in Portland.  Sheboygan may have taken a pass by now.



February 2021:  now I know someone's smoking crank and making stuff like this up.

March 2021:  Fine, long as my tax return gets here first.



April 2021:  That's when we all find out that 2020 was a five year long April Fool's joke....
 


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Blogger Sandee said...

And created and paid for by the dumbocrats.

Have a fabulous day and week, Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. 😎

21 September, 2020 06:55  

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