"But My Hair's Still In Curlers!!!"

 Said Willard, when ordered to get a move on by his tyrannical sergeant in Kelly's Heroes.

It didn't work, but it was funny and cracked up his squad mates.

Well...it didn't work so well for ol' maligNANCY Bela Pelosi, the Queen of Darkness (aka, Dem barker in the House).

Who hasn't heard of her salon kerfuffle, which she tried to blame on the salon when she was exposed as the flaming hypocrite and entitlement wench that she is.

A few memes will help solve this for those that may yet be wondering where the curlers are in Willard's hair:

...and the best part of all is how President Trump continues to occupy space rent-free in maligNANCY's rather vacuous cranium:

Yawp....maligNANCY is beyond retirement ready...

...and the creme ala creme...