April Madness at Wahl-mart

I couldn't let the month of April get by without revisiting one of my April columns of 2005, and join in the pile-on of Wahl-mart.

Sort of.

Actually ambivalent about what Wahl-mart does or doesn't, I was more interested in what was happening with a then (and still) controversy wracking sports -- steroid use -- and how it had found it's way into the seemingly harmless, cutesy world of the Wahl-mart cost-cutting 'spot' icon.

Prepare yourself for a gripping, poignant tale, told in true 'April' fashion, right hyar.