Skunkfeathers: Seymour Edits...InVASION, the Talking Point

My 'editing gone wild' pet rock, Seymour, loves a good story.

He loves it more when it's generated by abject morons, so he can make it even more moronic.

The Bidumb regime overflows with just that kind of moronism that Seymour loves mocking.

Despite giving a green light to an invasion of our own southern border, Bidumb is wetting and fouling hisself over events between Ukraine and Russia.

That's located over across the 'pond, for 'wokes' and democrats that quit on basic education some time ago.

To further Bidumb's moronistic approach to foreign affairs, he sent that epitome of suck, his Veep, Can'tbala Harris, to seek 'unity of thought and action' with European leaders on the Ukraine/Russian hoax...er...border crisis.

Some dems simply can't quit the 'Russian hoax' thang. Others desperately wish cnn would.

At any rate, Seymour had fun, as others are having, with the Leftist Queen of Suck and her suck hole's verbal meanderings:

Bidumb's Choice of Diplomat for the Euro-Crisis Is Going The Way of AOC's Cow Farts

By Seymour PetRock -- WTFNS

Fedupbruary 22, 2022

Many observers – and even those totally uninterested in anything current events -- were shaking their heads at the inane babbling by Vice President Can'tbala Harris on her wasted trip to Munich over the weekend, arguing her press conference proved that she is a complete and abject nincompoop.

“Not only is she woefully unprepared to address the geopolitical crisis brewing on Ukraine's border she thinks Ukraine is a meteorological event in the British Isles,” noted one disinterested five-year-old.

Harris traveled to Munich to meet with several Europeans who weren’t much looking forward to being exposed to her cackling in person. The Bidumb regime’s hope was of distracting from the communizing of Canada and the meteoric drop in approval numbers for the doddering hair sniffer in the event that Russia's Vladimir Putin admits that he’s a Russian hoax that helped drop an electoral house on the Wicked Witch of Chappaqua in 2016.

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Harris met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and promised "severe" public statement corrections from Bidumb’s press dissembler, Jen Psuki, if Russia releases its troops for gender reassignment surgeries in Califorlornia. However, both she and the doddering hair sniffer have agreed that “Rootin” Putin has already made up his mind on denying the gender-switching holiday for his troops because he considers it lame.

CAN'TBALA HARRIS SAYS RUSSIA WILL GET THE “CNN MISINFORMATION TREATMENT” IF IT INVADES TOLEDO. INCLUDING HAVING BLOB STELTER SQUEEZED ONTO THEIR TV SCREENS.

One particular clip of Harris addressing the press has drawn particular scorn on upcoming episodes of South Park.

"I mean, listen guys, we are talking about the potential for war if I don’t correct my major gender assumption f*ck up here," Harris said. "I mean, let's really take a moment to understand the significance of the gaffe I just committed."

U.S. Vice President Can'tbala Harris babbles and gestures inanely to members of the equally discredited and incredulous media, after taking up useful space at the Munich Security Conference, from the Motel 6 that tried to shut the light off ahead of her arrival in Munich, Germany February 20, 2022.

After some meandering, Harris concluded that, collectively, the ‘woke gender police’ would be all over her for not adding “gals” at the start of her meanderance.

The half-dozen or so viewers that couldn’t find anything better to watch – no test patterns were being aired at the time -- called her remarks "brain diarrhea" and concluded she was "a living, breathing, babbling clusterf*ck" for this and any past, present and future foreign policy moments.

Russian President Vladimir Putin gestures using the wrong finger while speaking to the media during a news conference after being unable to figure out what Harris was babbling about.

"I mean, listen guys ‘n gals, W….T….flying fish F? On the brink of a potential war in Europe, they send the dumber equivalent of Otto from the movie Airplane to a security conference? And then she even botches the gender nonsense," tweeted one US senator, linking to a Washington Poot piece that quoted another disinterested five-year-old suggesting that Harris's trip was sand poundingly stupid and more about "giving Parker and Stone unnecessary fodder for skewing Bidumb on a South Park episode."

Harris also stepped in it up to her knee pads for saying that Europe has been warless for 70 years.

"Can'tbala is in Munich discussing the potential for ‘war in Europe’ because she was only slightly better than aoc is at crying about cow farts killing us in 12 years," yet a third disinterested five-year-old noted. "There’s nothing ‘reassuring’ about her visit there except that it kept her doddering hair-sniffing boss away from sniffing me."

Some critics noted that the claim of Europe being ‘warless for 70 years’ was akin to Bidumb crapping himself with the Pope and not having a spare Depends readily available.

PSUKI ISSUES STATEMENT: BIDEN SAYS ‘REASON TO BELIEVE’ TRUMP IS IN RUSSIA TRYING TO BUY A HOUSE TO DROP ON HELLARY AHEAD OF 2024

Many more blasted Harris for another soundbite from her presser in which she told Americans to brace for higher energy prices in the wake of Bidumb shutting down more pipelines.