Dems, Asteroids...Seem Compatible

I'm sure you thought this just another start of a memefest on more NO to democraps.

In a way it could be, but we are diverging slightly on this one for something that sounds a bit similar, but's more cosmic: asteroids.

There's a big 'un coming: 2007 FT3. It's supposed to do a near-Earth pass in October 2024.

Sorry...not close enough to wipe out Dominion garbage election theft machines.

At any rate my "editing gone wild" pet rock Seymour -- always fascinated by his celestial cousins -- did some research of his own and came up with a timely and dubious edit of an article on the subject of 2007 FT3.

For better or worse...:

NASA Says A “LOST ASTEROID” Could Collide with Earth in 2024 And Cause Donald Trump To Be Re-elected Causing Panic in Hollywad

By Seymour PetRock – WTFNS

NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California has taken a break from coming up with spurious claims of a 'flat earth' and climate change hysteria to actually indulge in something truly cosmic: an “Asteroid Watch”, the purpose of which is to detect and track asteroids (and comets) the agency thinks will come close to Earth. And they think they've found another candidate for late 2024.

Asteroid 2007 FT3 – first discovered in 2007 – is a .21 mile wide asteroid that weighs about the same as Whoopi Goldberg and has something of a meandering 'lost' orbit that will bring it close to Earth on or near October 5, 2024.

Granted, NASA admits that the chances of 2007 FT3 hitting Earth are about the same as aoc growing a brain: 1 in 11.5 million.

If it misses in 2024, it'll get another try in 2030, when the odds are better: 1 in 10 million.

Your odds of winning Powerball are much worse.

And in either case, the asteroid has a better chance of hitting Earth than Hellary has of getting her “turn”.

Granted, a direct hit by 2007 FT3 would be globally more significant than any of Greta Thunberg or AlGore's overblown and grossly dishonest predictions regarding global warming. If this or a comparable sized asteroid were to hit Earth, it could cause fires, shock waves, heat radiation, a large crater, acid rain, and giant tsunamis if it hits water. Not unlike what years of democrap control has done to Deadtroit.

Then again, there are some pluses to take into consideration: it would end The View, IRS tax filing, leftist Trump Derangement Syndrome, the World Economic Forum's Agenda 2030, igniting Teslas, failed male athletes trying to be women and Hellary whining about not getting her 'turn'.

To put us all out of the misery of suffering the DNC, scientists estimate it would take an asteroid about 7 to 8 miles (11 to 12 kilometers) wide crashing into the Earth to destroy all life on Earth. Once it made impact, it would create a tremendous dust plume that would envelope the entire planet, block out the sun, and raise temperatures where the asteroid made impact.

In short, it's about the only thing -- besides a full-blown nuclear war -- that would give Greta what she's been claiming is going to befall us because of us. Only a space rock -- or a Bidumb caused nuclear war -- can make her silly predictions come true.

No more highways blocked by morons supergluing their hands to the asphalt to protest on behalf of the Left's false narrative on climate change.

The article also mentions that NASA has tracked 90 percent of the near-Earth asteroids that are at least a half-mile (0.8 kilometers) wide and believes none of them has a significant chance of hitting Earth. However, there could be some bigger ones the size of Goldberg out there that NASA doesn’t know about.

It's important to note that NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Califorlornia has a pool on where worn out, whiny celebrities like Cher and Beak Streisand would go if 2007 FT3 hits causing the re-election of Donald Trump because all the Dominion servers and their faulty software are vaporized by the impact. Insiders say that Uranus is the odds-on favorite and Taylor Swift is rumored to already has advanced parties en route to claim prime real estate for a palatial spread.

I'd hold off on lining up to buy tickets for her 'Boys I've Dated And Dumped Tour' in 2032. Just sayin'...

Seymour doubts he'll hear anything from NASA, but an angrily-throw'd football from a certain KC tight end is not outside the realm of possible. That might be something akin to an asteroid strike...