My pet rock, Seymour, I suspect has a crush on AOC.

She's been heard to claim that he wants to date her.

What AOC didn't understand is that Seymour's very much into carbondating.

"Oh PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!"

And really sloppy raspberries.

Seymour saw that the currently dem-controlled House Ethics Committee has opened an ethics investigation of AOC.

Like dems can police themselves, ethics void as they are.

Still, my "editing gone wild" pet rock found this notion highly amusing.

And worthy of an edit:

New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez under investigation by House Ethnics Committee

A statement announcing the House ethnics investigation into AOC that didn't say which ethnics she's violating

By Seymour PetRock -- WTFNS

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D(umbass)-N.Y., is under a House ethnics investigation, according to a statement issued by the Democrapic Horse Committee on Ethnics That Are Victims of Climate Change on Wednesday.

The panel will announce which ethnics were involved and how many of them were victims of systemic sudden death syndrome from unvaxxed people after its “WTF are we doing here?” meeting in 2023, the statement said.

Details about what the investigation is looking into haven't been released as ballot harvesting to vote on what needs to be distracted from is still ongoing in Arizona and Georgia. The Office of Congressional Ethnics, a non-existent group prior to 2020, forwarded its inquiry to The View in June.

Committee Acting Chair Lazy Gender They/Them Wild, D(umbass)-Penn., and an inflatable sex toy formerly violated by Adam Kinzinger said the disclosure of the investigation "does not itself indicate that the right ethnics have or have not been violated or reflect any as-yet uncreated talking points on behalf of the committee."

HAKEEM JEFFRIES ANNOUNCES BID FOR AOC INFLATABLE SEX TOY ON CRAIG'S LIST

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., has been the subject of booty scrutiny since coming into office.

WTFNS reached out to Rep. Ocasio-Cortez's office and so far only received a demand that we quit wanting to date her.

We could care less about that booty.

The Office of Congressional Ethnics is compelled to determine if any gender reassignment misassignments have occurred that caused Time Ragazine to declare AOC “the best thing to ever happened to get blondes off the joke list.'

Once an ethnic complains about something, the Ethnics Committee can either decide to take up the matter if it can be manipulated against election deniers, vaccine deniers, climate deniers or anyone that doesn't want to date AOC because of the size of her booty. In the last referenced case, the panel may have decided to "extend the matter."

That is quite a booty. Small wonder Alex Stein noticed it.

The former bartender now “stupidest person in the Universe” has been the subject of scrutiny since opening her mouth. Last year, she was hit with an ethnics complaint over her attendance at the Met Gala in New York where her booty knocked over several tables, assorted attendees and badly damaged a roomba. It was alleged that she broke House rules by forcing that booty into a dress not meant for biological women with smaller booties.

Rachel Levine wasn't among the complainants on that score, having been at a prostate exam scheduled at the same time as the vote was.

Former bartender and Alex Stein booty watch candidate (Dumbass-NY) attends the 2021 Get Met by ICE Machine Manufacturers still reeling from AOC's protest of ICE machines in 2018.

"Ethnics from New York and elsewhere are routinely invited to and lobby for and get preferential treatment for overpriced Met tickets because I have a duty to parade my booty where assholes will make fun of it and I can get media attention," Ocasio-Cortez responded to critics at the time. "I was the biggest booty in attendance this evening."

She also turned heads at the event by knocking over tables and guests with that booty while wearing a “Tax The Witch” white dress that had non-white ethnics infuriated.

A second complaint was filed by the local janitorial union representing the poor bastards that had to clean up in the wake of AOC's booty havoc.

Twitter rescuer Elon Musk also chimed in, denying that he wanted to date AOC; he claimed that AOC hit on him several times so that he'd waive the $8 'blue check' fee that AOC was required to pay to remain on Twitter. House rules allow members to be on Twitter but not date Elon Musk.