Hammer This

 They had an unveiling a short time ago.

An unveiling of a portrait.

A portrait of maligNANCY.

It made John Boehner cry.

So do spinal tap farts, but I digress.

All her 'friends' were there. Most of them as suckass as she is.

The excitement built slowly.

And just when maligNANCY was ready to applaud a blue curtain...

They opened it...and the slide show began.

Relax, it gets better...

These were just to warm up the crowd...then the main event:

Wait for it....waiiiiiiiit for it:

Then came my pet rock's favorite part of the evening:

maligNANCY, mistress of the Gravel...

Seymour is indecently pleased wid hisself.

I can't say as I blame him.