Skunkfeathers: Dems and Scammers Are No Different

Better than anyone I know as well.

But some scammers aren't very far behind.

An infrequently used email account got another one of those "you've been OWNED" emails that claims they got my password and full access to my computer and all its functions.

*burp*

And thus, claiming that they can see everything I'm doing and what I'm looking at, they claim they'll only not destroy my life if I pay them $1000 in bitcoins within 3 days.

*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER*

Here is their pathetic attempt with two of the hyperlinks deactivated:

Hello

I know your password!

I infected you with a malware (RAT)/(Remote Administration Tool), some time ago and since then, I have been observing your actions. The malware gave me full access and control over your system, meaning, I can see everything on your screen, turn on your camera or microphone and you won't even notice about it, yes such things exist, you can Google it!
I have also access to all your contacts, I collected everything private from you, pictures, videos, everything!

And I MADE A VIDEO SHOWING BOTH YOU (through your webcam) AND THE VIDEO YOU WERE WATCHING (on the screen) WHILE SATISFYING YOURSELF!

I can send this video to all your contacts (email, social network) and publish all your private stuff everywhere!

You can prevent me from doing this!
To stop me, transfer exactly: 1000$ with the current bitcoin (BTC) price to my bitcoin address.

If you don't know how to get bitcoin, Google - "How to buy Bitcoin", it's very simple for example with credit card. The wallet you can create here:

My bitcoin address is:

Copy and paste my address - it's (CASE-sensitive).

You know this all isn't a joke, you got the proof above!
I think it's a very good price compared to the damage and hell it can bring into your life!

After receiving the payment, I will delete everything from you and you can life your live in peace like before. I give you 3 days to get the bitcoins!
Don't share this email with anyone, this should stay our little secret!

An old scam and an ineffectual one with anyone that has more than a half-dozen working braincells.

I couldn't resist..but I didn't edit their email for the most part...just replied to it point by point. You'll see where and how:

You Got Owned – Not

Oh Hell no

I know your password! (LMAO at you now and more by the sentence)

I infected you with a malware (FFF)/(Fat Fucking Failure), some time ago and since then, I have been observing your actions (then you can allegedly see what I just did at my computer screen to you, right?). The malware gave me full access and control over your system, meaning, I can see everything on your screen, turn on your camera or microphone and you won't even notice about it, yes such things exist, you can Google it! (such things may exist, but not on MY computer you abject buttfucking buffoon).

I have also access to all your contacts, I collected everything private from you, pictures, videos, everything! (and had there been a shred of proof of that you would have posted a sample with this scam email, twatwaffle).

And I MADE A VIDEO SHOWING BOTH YOU (through your webcam) AND THE VIDEO YOU WERE WATCHING (on the screen) WHILE SATISFYING YOURSELF! (I can hardly wait to see you post what you claim you did which is impossible for reasons you're too stupid to grasp, vaginal hemorrhoid).

I can send this video to all your contacts (email, social network) and publish all your private stuff everywhere! (I can hardly wait for you to do so...*Jeopardy Theme Music*)

You can prevent me from doing this! (By doing absolutely nothing, Asslips)
To stop me, transfer exactly: 1000$ with the current bitcoin (BTC) price to my bitcoin address. (Nigerian 419ers are better at this than you are, and they suck monkey balls).

If you don't know how to get bitcoin, Google - "How to buy Bitcoin", it's very simple for example with credit card. The wallet you can create here: https://www.blockheadfuckstory.com (see Jeopardy Theme Music)

My bitcoin address is: @fuckbrandonANDeveryonethatlookslikehellary'sbutt (at least it is here)

Copy and paste my address - it's (CASE-sensitive and totally useless).

You know this all isn't a joke, you got the proof above! (Uh, it IS a joke and you're an even bigger one)
I think it's a very good price compared to the damage and hell it can bring into your life! (a popcorn fart can do more damage in my life than your pathetic twerp self).

After receiving the payment, I will delete everything from you and you can life your live in peace like before. (You might think about investing in a proofreader, you abject nipplehead). I give you 3 days to get the bitcoins! (refer again to the Jeopardy Theme Music which is tiring out)
Don't share this email with anyone, this should stay our little secret!