As The Brackets...Fall

Like sands through the hourglass -- or bombs from the belly of a bomber -- so goes the March Madness brackets.

As is always the case with this annual prognostication flusterf**k, lots of F bombs usually fall after Day 1 of the tournament.

This year was absolutely no different.

Nothing going on in this crazy world -- especially if it aired on cnn -- had any effect on the outcome of March Madness.

Incidentally, I am now 10-1 vs Seymour the prognosticating pet rock.  He be none too pleased about it...

As for the rest...we'll let the memesters take that up:

..ending this one on a cancerous note...