Tuesday, November 8, 2011

No Contest

The photo on the right will be 'splained momentarily.

Via email, I learned this very morning that I won yet another contest. This one for $485,000 AND a brand new Range Rover sports.

Details in this very brief email:

Dear winner
This is to immediate inform you that your email address with Micros ID (JMG-69841-DVC-T7UD-0WP) has won you $485,000 and a brand new range rover sports. Use the detail below to login and begin your claims.

website: www.shezhenyaxin.com

user: win2

password: kt85

email: jimdavidson555@hotmail.co.uk

Name: Dr. Jimmy Davidson

Phone: +44 704 578 0514

Regards, Jimmy Davidson

Simple, straight forward. I didn't bother with the website (nor would I recommend anyone else), but I did bother to take a little creative liberty with the email in the editing department, before returning it to the good doctor and 25 of his peers and colleagues:

Dear winner,

This is to immediately inform you that your email address with Micros ID (OMG-WTF-SNAFU-CLSTRFCK-BYTEME) has won you a Siberian yak herd worth 485,000 rubles, free vaccinations for a year for hoof and udder disease, a ton of fried borsht and a date with Olga Buttinski, Miss Siberia 1913, who with enough botox still looks her age.

I left the rest of the email intact, so the good doctor's peers and colleagues can login and collect...*wink nod snort*.

And that tends to explain the photo. Olga Buttinski, Miss Siberia 1913, did not like my botox comment, as you might guess..

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just recieved that winning email today. bastards!

08 November, 2011 07:55  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, aren't you just the lucky one!

08 November, 2011 08:39  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

Anon...I just received it again. Must be the newest template in Scamland.

08 November, 2011 08:41  
Blogger Sandee said...

I haven't got this one yet, but I'm sure I will. I get the photograph now. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. My best to Seymour. :)

08 November, 2011 13:11  
Blogger Mayden' s Voyage said...

I like Olga- I hope you keep her picture and pass her along in the future :)

08 November, 2011 20:20  
Blogger jpashia said...

i got one lol

08 November, 2011 21:16  
Blogger Sueann said...

Well you are so lucky!!
Loved the pic

09 November, 2011 04:16  
Anonymous Thomas Gamble said...

I really like Olga! She looks like my grandmother!

11 November, 2011 09:39  
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